March 2012
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Language Differences
lolzpicx:
and Finnish: Jalkapallo
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“The theme for me is love and the lack of it. We all want that and we don’t know...”
– Ryan Gosling (via americandreams-cametrue)
mcfassynating:
but seriously if anyone on tumblr posed as jennifer lawrence they would get away with it…
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“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via knightsofthepromiseland)
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
